Man Has Sex With... Um...

I double dog dare you not to laugh during this video.

Nice Beard, Dude...

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Hotels Don't Adequately Wash Glasses? What A Surprise!

Are you ticklish?

Creepy Anonymous Hacker Group Declares War on Scientology

Tom Cruise Outtakes Prove Equally Nutty

Enjoy 2008 with some celebrity resolutions!

Used Car Salesman Brings Bargains, Satan

This video is not safe for work. So, if you get fired, you have only yourself to blame. You probably aren't that valuable anyway.

Arf Arf Arf! - Translation: Michael Vick Sentences to 23 Months

CNN.COM reports that "Michael Vick, once one of the highest paid players in the National Football League, was sentenced to 23 months in prison for financing a dogfighting ring and helping to kill pit bulls that did not fight aggressively."

When asked for a comment, Lassie was quoted as saying: "I have a great respect for the US justice system and in this case, I couldn't be more pleased. I call for all of my fellow animals to lick their crotches to celebrate this legal victory."

This Video is Dedicated to Tim Tebow

Enjoy Hotels? You Won't After This Report!

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ESPN Reflects On Florida v FSU Game and Geno Hayes

From ESPN.com:

Maybe Geno Hayes should have joined in the chants. Florida State's junior linebacker said early in the week that Tebow was "going down" Saturday.

Hayes was right, sort of.

Tebow went down the field and down in history.

This Is Grandma's House!

Electronic Arts is using hilarious new commercials to promote their "Family Play" feature on their Wii sports titles. Wooo!

Green Team!

The Stars: Before and After The Knife

TMZ.com has a great series of photos showing stars before and after plastic surgery. It starts with Kenny Rogers, who now looks less like "The Gambler" and more like an asian dude.

Rest in Peace, Robert Goulet

Chef Tell, Dead at 63

The announcement of Chef Tell's passing hit me pretty hard this morning. I used to love this guy. He made cooking interesting for me because he was a guy that was working in a kitchen with a nice, disarming manner and a flair for making things "very simple, very easy". He took the fear out of cooking, at least for me!

Hardee's Unveils Greatest Breakfast Ever Made, Only 920 Calories!

Mmmmm... my taste buds.

Ugggghhh... my heart!

Hardee's on Monday rolled out its new Country Breakfast Burrito — two egg omelets filled with bacon, sausage, diced ham, cheddar cheese, hash browns and sausage gravy, all wrapped inside a flour tortilla. The burrito contains 920 calories and 60 grams of fat....

R. Kelly: Madman or Genius?

You'd literally have to have been trapped in a closet if you haven't heard at least part of the R. Kelly masterpiece of the same name. Now, it seems that he has taken more time away from beverages and swelling up his bladder to come up with a track just for YouTube. Enjoy!

James Brown Describes A Sex Machine

Mega64 Comments On Halo 3

"Bridge to Nowhere" Finally Defeated

Thank God this pork barrel monstrosity was finally put to rest. The last thing this country needs is a new, useless bridge when it's clear our infrastructure needs to be upgraded and improved.

Tasing the Bro, or How I Kept Myself Awake at a John Kerry Speech

From OpinionJournal.com

The Gainesville (Fla.) Sun reports on an appearance by John Kerry* at the University of Florida:

Much of his speech . . . was devoted to the war in Iraq. Kerry condemned the lack of diplomacy used by the Bush administration in Iraq and urged the audience to take notice of the damage that has done to the U.S.

"Too many Americans are asleep," Kerry said.

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Oh, sorry, we fell asleep at the keyboard again. We guess Kerry has a point. The Associated Press reports on something else that happened at the Kerry event:

A University of Florida student with a history of taping his own practical jokes was Tasered by campus police Monday and arrested after loudly and repeatedly trying to ask U.S. Sen. John Kerry questions during a campus forum. . . .

Videos of the Monday night incident, posted on several Web sites and played repeatedly on television news, show officers pulling [Andrew] Meyer away from the microphone after he asks Kerry about impeaching President Bush and whether he and Bush were both members of the secret society Skull and Bones at Yale University. . . .

As Kerry tells the audience he will answer the student's "very important question," Meyer yells at the officers to release him, crying out, "Don't Tase me, bro," just before he is shocked by the Taser. He is then led from the room, screaming, "What did I do?"

Give Meyer credit--he figured out how to stay awake through a John Kerry speech.

How To "Crank That" with Soulja Boy

Knight Rider Theme, Beat Box Style

What's better than the Knight Rider theme? The theme done by the master of the beatboxing flute. So throw your hands in the air...

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Beautiful Day

W.W.N.F.L.D. (What Would the NFL Do?)

According to the NY Times, Cincinnati Bengals lineman Dan Wilkinson was found guilty of striking his pregnant girlfriend. I'm interested to see how the NFL handles this situation. The few apologists for Michael "Dog Murderer" Vick, when not reducing dog torture to hunting for sport, have also mentioned the lack of punishment for people who physically hurt others off the field. Will the NFL take this under advisement as reports of domestic abusers are given more attention in light Vick's conviction?

1991 Female Flag Football Phenom

Trust me, you'll love watching this.

Warning! This is the Gayest Video Ever!

Michael Vick Meets Good Cop, Bad Dog