Aargg! This Scurvy Cuss Next To Me Will Walk The Plank!

He just asked the instructor if he was serving us small fruit. This was after he saw the next heading "Applets" in our textbook. Ah HA HA HA HA!!! You're funny, dude! Damn! You should be working the room at Chuckles Comedy Club!

And I'm pretty sure he cut the cheese earlier. Ugh. He's freaky.