Gators Defeat Miami in Close Game in Bizarro World

The sixth ranked Gators defeated the number one Miami Hurricanes at the Swamp on Saturday. In Bizarro World. Danny Wuerffel, who is allowed one NCAA game per season, threw for 637 yards. His favorite receiver, Chris Doering, scored six of the Gator's twenty seven touchdowns. Jeff Chandler also contributed with 15 points worth of field goals, the longest one at 57 yards. Emmitt Smith had a career 254 yards on the ground and also managed a 30 yard halfback pass to Jack Jackson for the upset. When asked about the victory, Frog Brother had this to say: "Please, leave me here in Bizarro World. It's much nicer here."