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    Monday, September 09, 2002

    Introducing Super Criminal -- Cooler Face

    Thanks to the quick thinking of law enforcement and citizens alike, one of the lesser known criminals from the Legion of Doom is behind bars. Michael Steven Pavlich attempted to rob an Augusta convenience store with a plastic foam cooler on his head. He'll have plenty of time in jail to perfect his costume, as the clerk he was robbing was unable to hear Cooler Face's demands through the hole punched in the cooler. Aquaman was unavailable for comment.

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