Issues, Issues. Hand Frog Some Tissues.

Ok, I just got back from getting tuxedo measurements. My waist is ENTIRELY too large. Well, for me, that is. Granted, the girl was holding the tape a little loosely, but I'm WELL above the 30 inch waist I had when I ran track in college. Man, the pounds sure do creep up on you.

Boy, I sure am hungry. And I'm staring at a pound and a half of Chinese food concealed in styrofoam. Wafting its sweet, sweet essence my way. Evil pork lo mein! Why do you mock me?!!