Attack of the Killer Ants!

A Ft. Myers area man confined to a hospital due to multiple strokes was attacked by ants. No one noticed because he is unable to speak. His wife noticed about 50 bites "all over the groin, some on his chest, on his back". Which reminds me of a story...

I used to run track for a division one university and one of the things we would do is host cross country meets for high school kids. My friend and I were checking out the runners on the course during a three mile race (from the luxury of a golf cart) and saw this kid start to stumble and finally collapse around mile two. Complete exhaustion. We pulled up to him and asked him if he could get up and he could barely respond, much less move. Suddenly, his eyes shot open and he screamed "ANTS!!" and started rolling around frantically. He had accidently fallen into an ant pile and he was covered in them. We helped the kid and wiped him down, trying desperately not to laugh.