Hey! That's No Call Girl! That's My Daughter!

An Israeli man, looking for some late-night action, requested a call girl for his room. Knock at the door. Man answers door. Call girl is his own daughter. While calculating the odds that he would call up his own daughter (whom he didn't know was hooking), he promptly had a heart attack. His second mistake was confessing to his wife what happened while he was in the hospital.

UPDATE: This has been debunked! Never happened! I'm an idiot. Click here.