Note To Self: Stay Away From The Fat Hoes

In Peoria, they like their prostitutes big. Real big. Big like Rachael "Pooch" Thompson, a local who was arrested for felony prostitution and is currently sitting her fat stank ass in jail. The worst part is that she's been convicted of killing someone -- with her big, giant fatness. Intrigued? Confused? A little excited, perhaps? Click here to read about "Pooch" and then click here to book a flight to Peoria.