Optimus Prime Fights For U.S.

"F*ck the Decepticons!!!"

This guy is in the National Guard and had his name changed to Optimus Prime. Ok, well, I hope he uses those really cool mounted missles or runs over the enemy. According to Mr. Prime, he received a letter from a general at the Pentagon that they were honored to have the leader of the Autobots on their side. Cuckoo!!! Cuckoo!!!