Gray Davis - Top Ten Pieces of Advice for Arnold

The Letterman Show decided to offer ousted California governor Gray Davis a humorous outlet for his frustration on Friday by writing a Top Ten list for him to recite.

Pieces of Advice Gray Davis Has for Arnold Schwarzenegger

10. Governor, when you realize you don't know what you're doing, give me a call.

9. Body-building oil will stain the mansion's Italian silk sofa.

8. Listen to your constituents -- except Michael Jackson.

7. (Sorry, joke number 7 was recalled.)

6. To improve your approval ratings, go on Leno - when you get kicked out, go on Letterman."

5. Study the master -- George W. Bush."

4. You could solve the deficit problem simply by donating your salary from 'Terminator 3."'

3. If things are bad, just yell, 'Save us, Superman!"'

2. While giving a speech, never say, "Santa Cruz, Santa Barbara ... same thing."

1. It's pronounced "California."