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    Tuesday, April 06, 2004

    Eight Words with Two Meanings

    1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
    Female
    ......Any part under a car's hood.
    Male
    ..........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

    2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

    Female
    ......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
    Male
    .........Playing football without a cup.

    3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

    Female
    ......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
    Male.
    .........Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

    4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n
    .
    Female
    .......A desire to get married and raise a family.
    Male
    ...........Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

    5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

    Female
    ......A good movie, concert, play or book.
    Male
    ..........Anything that can be done while drinking beer.


    6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.

    Female
    ......An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
    Male
    ..........A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

    7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.

    Female
    ......The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
    Male
    ..........Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.

    8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

    Female
    .......A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
    Male.
    ..........A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

     

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