More "Van Helsing" Reviews

Why didn't I research this movie before I went to see it? Why why why why...
"disjointed action thrillride that resembles what you'd get if you inserted crack cocaine into your PlayStation 2"
-- Phil Villarreal, ARIZONA DAILY STAR

"This is a massively silly film, silliness on a grand scale, so silly and over-the-top yet simultaneously so emotionally flat and even dull."
-- Eric D. Snider, ERICDSNIDER.COM

"The film is weighted down by its sheer willingness to bludgeon viewers with never-ending sensation instead of trying to give them an interesting story or characters..."
-- Peter Sobczynski, CRITIC DOCTOR

"There are bad movies, then there are really bad movies — and Van Helsing is even worse than that."
-- Dawn Taylor, PORTLAND TRIBUNE