Assault With A Deadly Chalupa

This suspect is wanted for questioning.

The aptly named Christopher Lame, 24, was arrested in Des Moines, Iowa, for assaulting an employee from a local Taco Bell restaurant for forgetting to give him a taco that was part of his order. Instead of throwing a fist, he threw a chalupa, hitting the employee in the eye. Good thing it wasn't a supreme or he might have been killed.