Apparently, I've Been Gay For Years

I recieved an email on Classmates.com the other day that went something like this:

From: Lori
Sent: June 24, 2004 08:30:33 PM
To: (Frogbrother)
Subject: I've wondered for a while

(Frogbrother), Ever since the reunion I've wondered if you're gay. I don't know if you remember my partner Georgette, but she is actually the one who brought it to my attention. Now that I've read your profile I just have to know. Especially with your response to relationship status. Most people don't plead the fifth. So what's up? By the way, I can't wait to see you in 6 years. Tell ***** I said "hi!" Later! Lori

Now, I haven't seen Lori since the reunion, which was in 2000. So, for 4 years, she's thought I was the gay. How would YOU reply to this? (I'm 115% hetero, just in case you were wondering. How 'bout them Bears?)