Get Outta My Friggin' Head, Pop Culture

Can we watch?

I was in the shower last night, shaving with a disposable razor and one of those fog-free shower mirrors, when all of a sudden I imagined all of the "Queer Eye" guys were watching me and critiquing my technique.

Thom: "Ohmahgaaaawd! He looks like he's using a deli slicer on his faaaaace!"

Kyan: "Slow down, partner. This isn't the Kentucky Derby!"

Carson: "Mmmm... what's this? An old Cheetoh? I think I'll pick it up, put it in my mouth, and then do a spit take!"

Jai: "Your shaving needs to be more sensitive. Here's two tickets to "Boy from Oz".

Ted: "Wine? Anyone? Hello?"

Like I said, it was terrifying.