Monster Dog Rips Off Man's "Twig and Berries"

Despite his sweet look, Benji wants to destroy you.

Oh, the humanity! A pit bull... hey... why is it always a pit bull or rotweiller? You never hear: "Today, A Irish Setter Ripped Out A Man's Jugular Vein Today"!

Where was I? Oh... yes... a pit bull in Albuquerque is still at large after ripping off a man's genitals. The man was found in a local park, naked and disoriented. Investigators are unsure at what point the man removed his clothes.

The most ironic quote in the story? "A man whose genitals were bitten off by a pit bull remained in serious condition Tuesday" Hey, Sun Sentinel, I got news for you. This dude is going to be in serious condition for a lot longer than just Tuesday, mark my words!