Happy Festivus!

As you know, today is Festivus, the greatest of holidays where we all sit around the pole and either air our grievances or simply wrestle. Many of you might think that this holiday was created in 1997 on the television show Seinfeld. It was actually conceived in 1966. Take a look at the history of the holiday that has just passed Kwanzaa on the list of most popular December holidays, which means it's only a matter of time before they ban all metal poles from federal buildings and schools.