"Fitness Celebrity" John Basedow Missing In Phuket

You know this guy if you've ever watched television late at night. It's fitness celebrity John Basedow. He's the guy with the creepy, sinewy body hawking a fitness video that promises that you'll "gain lean muscle mass while shedding POUNDS of fat, all with a heart-pumping cardio pace™." Well, he's quite possibly one of tsunami victims as he has not been heard from since late December...

UPDATE! He's alive! I called the FitnessMadeSimple customer service to get the skinny and a lady on the other end told me that it was all bunk. She then directed me to this post on their website: