U.S. Military Researches "Gay Bomb"

I reread this article several times and then checked the date to make sure it wasn't April 1st... but it's true. The military, in their efforts to create non-lethal weapons (that we can all get behind) had spent time and money in creating a weapon that would make soldiers in combat turn to each other for sweet monkey love (which we can't necessarily get behind). Apparently, this type of thing would destroy morale on the battlefield.

No shit.

One thing I'm sure of is that this weapon has been in use for years and has proven effective on a large number of women. The main ingredient is found in both Jagermeister and Goldschlager. It also helps to play a Snoop Dog track while consuming.