Don't Take Classes Near Girls With Fat Asses

Right now, I'm sitting in a classroom at New Horizons (a computer training center) learning how to use Access 2003. Have you ever taken one of those one or two day seminar classes where you are thrown in with a bunch of people you don't know? And there is always one person who absolutely NEEDS attention... and they demonstrate this by blurting out answers in class (which are usually wrong). Well, we've got one. She's fifty-ish, with short fake red hair and a style that looks like an M-80 was exploded in the back. Today, she decided to wear a black outfit that shows off every curve of her roly-poly body. For two days, she's brought a carafe of hot water, which she loudly pours every half hour. She was also suffering from some sort of allergy attack and allowed us all to enjoy it by sneezing and wheezing for the first two hours. When the instructor finally asked if she was ok, she pulled the tissue away from her face, revealing an eclair-sized mucus stream which hung from her nose like a playground swing. I can't get that image out of my head and am trying to keep from barfing up my breakfast burrito. How's YOUR day going? erp....