Aniston & Pitt & Jolie, Oh My!

There's not a human alive that doesn't completely understand how Brad Pitt could leave Jennifer Aniston for the pillowly-lipped goddess, Angelina Jolie. It's not something you can necessarily articulate clearly, it's just understood... or so I thought. The genius writers at IDontLikeYouThatWay.com - a gossip iRag - have managed to find the perfect euphemism to explain the entire situation. Bet you didn't know that Aniston is like an army of monkeys, did ya?