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Baby Names Parents Should Never Use

The first gift you bestow on your hapless baby is his or her name. Be considerate. If you're not, you could expose your kid to years of teasing from other children. That's the word from Pamela Redmond Satran and Linda Rosenkrantz, authors of "Cool Names For Babies," who have helpfully created a short list of names you should never, ever use because they insist "no one is cool enough for them."

Jacob and Michael. Emily and Madison. Find out why some baby names are more popular than others. (It's not what you think!)

Those names you should never use are:
Norbert
Bertha
Delbert
Hortense
Hyman

Can you think of any other names to not give your kids?

My brother's band, Big Sky, is in a contest sponsored by Budweiser and VH1. If they get more votes than anyone else, they get an all-expense paid trip to Las Vegas to share the stage with the "Goo Goo Dolls" and "Some Other Band"... good exposure, etc etc...

Anyway, do me a favor... pretty please... click on this link and submit a vote for Big Sky. And pass this on to at least one other person, ok?

One more thing... the page is in "Flash"... so make sure you have installed Flash in your browser, ok? Otherwise, it won't show up.

So... we've been down for a couple of days... domain issues. Sorry 'bout that.

This guy's a child molester?! I'm shocked -- SHOCKED!!!

Check out the puss on this guy! Could he look more crotchety? The expression reads "Ew... what's that smell? Oh... it's me." Anyway, this perverted bastard had half a million images -- some poster sized -- of children between the ages of 3 and 12. What a shame that he died alone in jail...

Question and Answer, Featuring Frogbrother

Q: Did you see the first movie?
A: Yes.

Q: Didn't you know it was going to be terrible?
A: Yes.

Q: Didn't you feel intellectually insulted by the terrible dialog?
A: You're kidding, right? I don't recall any dialog. Next question.

Q: Will you be watching the next installment, The Cradle of Life?
A: (Staring at movie poster) Wha..what? Did you say something? Seriously, I didn't hear you. You see, I was staring blankly at this here movie poster.

I don't have a legitimate reason for this picture... so sue me!

Check out the latest edition of Rolling Stone... the one with uber-goddess Angelina Jolie on the cover. Inside is a huge Budweiser ad for the "True Live Music" promotion and there are a couple pictures of my brother's band "Big Sky" that I took! I didn't make a dime on it and am not credited on the page at all but HEY! I've been PUBLISHED IN ROLLING STONE!!!

This is Ethel. The cute one.

The Onion has done it again. I won't ruin it for you... just click here to read about the newly discovered "other" Olsen twin...er...triplet.

I was checking some of the comment pages and noticed that Don Ricardo Garcia left me another message... for me AND for my readers!

Forgive me for the mispelling; I meant to say my nephew David is an accomplished musician. At the age of five his aunt Maria Garcia purchased his first drum set. Today he plays the bass, drums, piano, guitar, sings and composes music. He has alongwith his father and pastor Arthur Garcia, have written over 80 christian songs.

The reason I write my name in caps and for the most part write everything in caps is to make it easier for people to read. I know its considered poor grammer and 'shouting', however the sole reasoning is making it easier to read.

Recently Tower Records has added my cd's of various genre's to their internet stores world wide. Please visit to confirm this http://www.TowerRecords.com in the search box please type
Don Ricardo Garcia
click go and you will find 21 cd's under the Don Ricardo Garcia International.

You can also visit the following sites to confirm that 'this is for real' not a joke or ploy of any sort.

http://donricardogarcia.risingmusic.com
http://cdstreet.com/artists/donricardogarcia
http://donricardogarcia.iuma.com
http://cdbaby.com/donricardogarcia
http://stage.vitamic.co.uk/don_ricardo_garcia
for free downloads of over 60 songs please visit http://ampcast.com/donricardogarcia
http://rapstation.com/donricardogarcia

please type my son's name
Don Chezina in the search engine of your choice and also my name Don Ricardo Garcia as separate or together. Try yahoo, google, lycos, netscape, altos, excite, aol, msn, cnn.

My offer stands, I invite you to pick the cd's of your choice and I will mail them to you as a gift, you can review them and write your comments.

Also you can visit my website.
DrBarryJamesLaLonde.com
DonRicardoGarcia.com

Thank you once again for your comments and those of your readers. I welcome them and to the first five of your readers I make the same offer; they can choose the cd's of their choice, write to me at DonRicardoGarcia@yahoo.com mention that they have been reading your comments and I will mail the cd's as promised. They can review and write comments on any of the websites mentioned above.

Don Ricardo Garcia
Your servant in Christ Jesus
DON RICARDO GARCIA | Email | Homepage | 07.20.03 - 3:53 pm | #

Right now, I'm watching Friday's episode of "Maury" and it's one of those high brow episodes whereby Maury recaps and gives updates for the most "outrageous" guests he's had on the show. I'd like to show you the "update" text that is currently on my television set.

After the show, Tiffany broke up with Chad. Tiffany said she will never be with a man who cheats on her with a girl with no nose.

Here's another one.

Good news! After the show, Marvin says that his wife, Cherie, has kept her sexy look. Marvin also says that he could barely keep his hands to himself on the trip home.

One more...

After testing three men, Nicole and her mother say they will raise Junior on their own.

Last one...

After the show, Linda traded in her blue rubber dress for a new, looser fitting wardrobe...her mother, Laverne, is thrilled.

That is why "Maury" is the greatest show on television. The End.

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BANGKOK, Thailand (Wireless Flash) -- Looking for a good sex partner? Here's a clue: Look for lots of back hair.

According to Mantak Chia, a Taoist master in Bangkok, men covered with body hair have "strong sexual power" -- even if they're bald on top.

Hairy ladies also have high sex drives but only if their body hair is soft and fine, not coarse.

Hair isn't the only body part that gives clues about sexual performance. Chia says people with large mouths tend to scream during sex and a person with a large upper lip would rather give than receive.

-- Men with large teeth are sexually aggressive but Chia says women with small choppers "have strong and beautifully arranged genitals."

-- Finally, large ears mean the person has "good sexual potential," especially if the lobes are redder than the face.

Chia is the author of a new book, "Sexual Reflexology" (Destiny Books).

You want to bet that this author has a hairy back, large teeth and big ears? Assuming this theory is true, Mickey Mouse is the world's greatest lover.

According to Australian scientists, the more you masturbate, the lower the risk of prostate cancer. Which leads me to my next question... how the hell could these guys even hold a pen to write a report? Ouch...cramp!

Check out a web site set up by General Zod, the former resident of Krypton that escaped the Forbidden Zone and battled Superman to control the planet of Houston.

I can't imagine anyone wanting to get advice for ANYTHING from the Weekly World News... but it would seem they are now giving guidance on how tell your parents that you're gay. Click here and for GOD'S SAKE don't tell your parents that you read that newspaper! They'll never forgive you!

I've decided to repost this "Bill Brasky" as a link so you guys don't have to load the whole thing if you don't want to... but it's still darn funny. Click here or here if enjoy Saturday Night Live and Will Ferrell...

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IN AN INTERVIEW that appears in the Swedish newspaper Aftonbladet, Diaz is asked about the plot of the chick-buddy-action flick.
     “Seriously,” she laughed. “We’re talking about ‘Charlie’s Angels.’ Who cares about the story?”
     Diaz then went on to tackle the topics that people really cared about. “Doesn’t Demi look unbelievably delicious?” she says, according to our translator. “Lucy has wonderful boobs. They’re so firm. I wish I had Drew’s body. It’s so even and firm and curvy.”
Diaz allows that she’s happy with her own bod, and said both men and women use their sexuality to get what they want. “We shouldn’t be ashamed because we’re sexy and use it to get what we want.”      When asked to give an example, she replied, “If I smile at the guy that gets my car, he does his job faster.”

The girlfriend and I were on a movie kick and decided to pick up "Punch Drunk Love", the Adam Sandler movie directed by P.T. Anderson, of "Boogie Nights" directorial fame.

Heeee willlll rock you! And heeee willll roll you! C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon! (Sorry, couldn't help it....)

Anyway, I highly recommend this picture. Sandler plays Barry Egan, a small business owner who is completely emasculated by his seven sisters to the point where he's developed a social anxiety disorder. The movie explores how he breaks from from his meek, awkward personality when he falls in love with Lena Leonard, played wonderfully by Emily Watson. Sandler's character is so painfully sympathetic that I found myself shouting at the screen during various points in the story like a sporting event. Fantastic movie, definitely Sandler's best.
This movie gets five frogs out of five.


(Warning: The comments page for this entry contains plot spoilers... don't read if you're interested in the movie...)

I checked out the original post regarding Don Ricardo Garcia and saw this post he left. Boy oh boy...

Thank you for your comments. My style of music is different. I love duets overdubs... rap and the spoken word...book narration...I also have several cd's of instrumentals where i did all the music in various beats and even created a cd entitled 'my beats' for young rappers looking for music to mix with their poetry. This is given freely for anyone to overdub or use in a creative and positive genre. My son is Don Chezina international rapper of Reggaeton. My nephew David Arthur Garcia is an accomplice musician at age 21 writes, sings, composes and performs. My nephew Michael Garcia was 13 years old when he recorded with me. And soon to come my nieces Lauren and Brianna Payton have sung before thousands already at age 12 and 14. My message is clear. No foul language, no demeaning remarks to women or children, no videos with women shaking their bodies to help sell records or portraying a gangster image, instead my mission vission and commission it to provide a positive message of hope and faith in the supreme being and helping those in need by mission work in sending medical supplies books tapes cd's to the poor and needy and the two million americans in jail whom do need help. I do not profit from the proceeds, all the monies are used to maintain the ministry and helping those in need. Thank You once again. Don Ricardo Garcia DON RICARDO GARCIA | Email | Homepage | 07.06.03 - 7:17 am | #

My first sneaky picture with my Zire 71! So... the picture quality isn't that great... but it's fun nonetheless. I had to take a picture of this guy as he was shaved bald, wearing a purple shirt and tight black sweatpants. And we can't forget the turquoise bandanna he had tied around his shorn skull. VERY stylish.

Here's a copy of my guestbook with an entry from Don Ricardo Garcia. Remember him?

Name: DON RICARDO GARCIA
Homepage: http://www.cdbaby.com/donricardogarcia
City spring hill FLORIDA
Sent: 8.00 am - 7/8 2003

THANK YOU FOR REVIEWING MY CD 'SUE ME PLEASE...I NEED THE PUBLICITY' ON JUNE 11, 2003
I WOULD LIKE TO SEND YOU COPIES OF MY CD'S WHICH WILL GIVE YOU A BETTER PICTURE OF ALL THE DIFFERENT GENRE'S AND STYLES OF MUSIC FOR YOUR REVIEW. I TRUST YOU AND FEEL YOU WERE HONEST AND YOUR ASSESSMENT WAS ACCURATE AND HUMBLE. PLEASE VISIT MY SITE ON CDBABY.COM PICK WHAT EVER CD'S YOU WOULD LIKE TO REVIEW AND I WILL HAPPILY SEND THEM TO YOU.
ONCE AGAIN THANK YOU VERY MUCH.. I MADE COPIES OF YOUR COMMENTS AND GAVE YOU SEVERAL PLUGS ON MY VARIOUS SITES AND PRAY NEW VISITORS WILL EXPLORE YOUR PAGES... DON RICARDO GARCIA

So... check out http://www.cdbaby.com/donricardogarcia and tell me what you think I should do about this... should I contact this dude?

I know it's not "real" math but you get the idea. I went to a club called "Rocks" this weekend to see a local band. Had two drinks. They were giving out pizzas all night as part of the promotion for the band so as my brother and I were leaving, my brother grabbed one of the pizza boxes off the bar and handed it to me. Here is the conversation I had with the so-called bouncer at the exit.

Bouncer: "Hey! Put that back! I saw you take that off the bar!

Me: "Pardon me? You saw ME take it off the bar?"

Bouncer: "Yeah! I saw you!"

Me: "No you didn't."

Bouncer: "Yes, I did!"

Me: "You didn't see shit. I never took this pizza off the bar. You're a liar. Did you perhaps see him take it off the bar?" (Pointing to my brother.)

Bouncer: "Maybe?"

Me: "Exactly. Don't accuse me of something I didn't do."

Bouncer: "Get out of my bar!"

Me: "Your bar? You own this bar? Really?"

Bouncer: "Do you?"

Me: "Do you?"

Bouncer: "How 'bout I punch you in the face?"

Me: "Really? You think you're going to punch me in the face?"

Bouncer: (Looks around at other bouncers, gets no support.) "Um, yeah."

Me: "Uh huh..."

Another Bouncer: (quietly) "C'mon man, get out of here."

Me: "Ok." Hands over pizza.

I know I was pressing a stupid issue but this guy was claiming he SAW ME walk over to the bar and take a pizza which is just not true. Naturally, this punk kid was taking his job way too seriously. It's difficult to portray the emotion of the moment but he was extremely aggressive and was hoping for a melee over a pizza but when he saw he wasn't getting any support from his bouncer co-workers, he backed off. I think the fact that I never backed down probably helped, too. This is pretty standard behavior for Gainesville bouncers... they are looking to mindlessly push people around because they think everyone that leaves a bar at closing is drunk and had no wits about them. I think the only exception is this guy at Market Street, who actually treats people well with a "have fun!" or "thank you for coming!" It's a nice change of pace.

Stephen Hawking has spent his life studying the cosmos... but now he's just interest in Uranus. Get it? Uranus! Ah ha ha ha ha. Click here. Stephen Hawking is the coolest.

The internet is wonderful. You can post whatever you want, proliferate it and pretty soon it's fact. Take the "Brad Pitt as Captain America" story. It was published on an official "news source". It's utter bull. According to another "news source". Click here.

Oh... and before I forget... Frog Brother is hung like a mule. Pass it on.

Darrell Armstrong, my favorite player in the NBA due to his tremendous work ethic, was arrested this weekend for allegedly slapping a female police officer and resisting arrest. I can't believe it. I'm going to check on this story. I'm not going to assume it's true... I just can't. Ugh. Slap here for the story.

Here's the trio right before the "Prison Bitch" shower scene. I wish.

The girlfriend and I went to see the second installment of the "Charlie's Angels" franchise yesterday and it was all that I imagined it would be. Fortunately, I don't have much of an imagination. I had hoped for a movie that had the trio in various hot outfits, striking spectacular poses and kicking some ass. Done, done, and done. There wasn't much in the way of character development or plot continuity but DAMN! The scenery is what this movie's all about. You like fight scenes? Check. Brunettes? Blondes? Red heads? Check, check and check. Into hot older ladies? Demi Moore's back, gentlemen, and she's been on a diet of cigarettes and tab for months specifically for the bikini scenes and besides the fact that her belly button is WAY high on her torso, she looks good.


Anchors aweigh!

The plot centers around three women... and... hell, I don't know. I don't even remember the dialog. Take another look at the picture above. That's the plot. It made the first movie look like "Wuthering Heights". I respect how unapologetically sexist this movie is. (Click here to see how Maxim magazine agrees with me. Yowza.

This movie gets three frogs out of five.
I only recommend this movie if you watch the matinee showing, which will save you a couple of bucks.

According to published reports, Brad Pitt has signed on as the lead in a "Captain America" feature film. What do you think about that? Leave a note. Personally, I think he'd be pretty good.

Addressing troops in Baghdad, Iraq:

"It is really wild driving around here, I mean the poverty, and you see there is no money, it is disastrous financially and there is the leadership vacuum, pretty much like in California right now."

Schwarzenegger, 55, has indicated he may run for governor of California as a Republican if residents there vote to recall Democratic Gov. Gray Davis.

Doh!

One of the stranger news stories was found at the Oman Times online newspaper today which documented the thought processes of Dr. Deepak as he tried to remove a large bottle from the rectum of a patient. A patient who claims he "accidentally" sat on it. Yeah. Right. Click here.

According to albawaba.com, Robert De Nero made a special trip to Kuwait to visit with and praise American troops for the war in Iraq. He's shown here in native dress, which he allegedly described as "very comforting and elegant." Click here for the story...

Kimberly-Clark released a study that claimed:

• 8 percent of Americans flush the toilet with their feet because of germ fears.
• 2 percent use their elbow to release paper towels.
• 10 percent cover the toilet seat with paper.
• 15 percent use paper towels to open bathroom doors.

Guilty as charged. I've done all of those. I mean, I'm no Howard Hughes, but when I go to the bathroom I use my feet like a spider monkey. I flush, get paper towels... may hands never touch anything that others have touched. Bathrooms are icky.