Monday, December 29, 2003
Bullsh*t! ACC acknowledges Florida-FSU 'missed calls'!
ESPN reported an official ACC explanation regarding the Florida/FSU game with was the equivalent of a shoulder shrug. Surprise, they are protecting themselves. Say it loud, say it proud... ACC officials suck!
Wednesday, December 24, 2003
I'm Home For the Holidays...
...so wish me luck. The holidays are usually a crap shoot around these parts. Some times good, some times really bad. I'm crossing my fingers and toes...
Tuesday, December 23, 2003
Understatement Of The Year! Georgia Fans Unruly and Abusive
ESPN.com has a nice little story regarding the horrendous behavior of Georgia fans. Apparently, they enjoy urinating on people as they enter the stadium, fighting, and otherwise acting like Georgia fans. I complained about the rudeness of these heathens before but it's always nice to get some reinforcement by the national press.
According to ESPN, this is such a problem at home games that they've had to set up a new "Fan Behavior Committee" to help come up with ways to combat it. Face it, Georgia, you're own athletic association busted you!
According to ESPN, this is such a problem at home games that they've had to set up a new "Fan Behavior Committee" to help come up with ways to combat it. Face it, Georgia, you're own athletic association busted you!
Ready.gov - Important Information
Click here. Call me paranoid, call me what you will, but I think it's a good idea that everyone within webshot of me take a look at the Homeland Security website and get information regarding the war on terror and what we can do to prepare. Don't assume that all the targets are major cities. I wouldn't be surprised (and I've heard rumblings) that they are considering other rural targets as well as urban.
Monday, December 22, 2003
Khaaan!
If you're a fan on Star Trek, click here. If not, there's nothing to see here.
Greatest Boss Ever! Just In Time For Xmas!
Harry Stine, the founder of Stine Seed Company in Adel, Iowa, decided that his employees deserved all the credit for their terrific year. He decided on a Christmas bonus, but instead of the typical fruit basket, this guy reached for his wallet. His payment? $1000 for every year with the company. Unbelievable!
Friday, December 19, 2003
Tiny Mix Tapes
Tiny Mix Tapes is a great site that assists in creating the perfect songlist for that special someone. Even if that someone is yourself.
Here's an example of one mixtape query: "Waking Up In A Park And Your Heads Bleeding But You Don't Know Why And You Light Up That Last Cigarette Even Though It's Little Squishy". It doesn't get more specific than that!
Wednesday, December 17, 2003
Queer Eye for the Straight Despot
Colorado Considers Left Lane Driving Measure
Finally, some common sense! The Colorado State Patrol is endorsing a measure that would make it a ticketable offense to drive too slow in the left passing lane. According to them, this type of irresponsible driving causes accidents, ties up roads, and creates driver frustration. Yes, yes, and yes!
Tuesday, December 16, 2003
Vatican Criticizes Handling of Saddam, Ignores Handling of Little Boys By Priests
Read this report on BBC.com and I challenge you to NOT get angry. How nice for this jackass Cardinal Martino to feel sympathy for Hussein! He's too dumb to realize that they were checking for traces of a cyanide pill which means that they were, in a sense, preventing him from committing a huge moral sin.
Good for you, Martino. You have compassion for Hussein. Fantastic.
Also, check out what Lauren Hill had to say at the Christmas concert at the Vatican.
Good for you, Martino. You have compassion for Hussein. Fantastic.
Also, check out what Lauren Hill had to say at the Christmas concert at the Vatican.
"I'm not here to celebrate, like you, the birth of Christ, but to ask you why you are not in mourning for his death in this place," Hill said, reading from a prepared statement as she came on stage for her performance as part of a all-star gala concert.I might agree, especially considering how they protected their own during the sexual abuse scandals they tried to sweep under the rug.
"Holy God has witnessed the corruption of your leadership, of the exploitation and abuses which are the minimum that can be said for the clergy," she added, calling on the hierarchy to "repent".
Sometimes, the F word is ok...
We all know that it isn't polite to use the "F" word... There are
only ten times in world history when it was used appropriately!
10. " Scattered f________ing showers....my ass ! " -Noah, 4314 BC
9. " How the f______did you work that out ? " -Pythagoras, 126 BC
8. " You want WHAT on the f____ing ceiling ? " -Michaelangelo, 1566
7. " Look at all those f_____Indians !!! " -General Custer, 1877
6. " It does so f________ing look like her ! " -Picasso, 1926
5. " Where the f_____ are we ? " -Amelia Earhart, 1937
4. " Any f_____ing idiot could understand that . " -Einstein, 1938
3. " What the f___was that ? -Mayor of Hiroshima , 1945
2. " Aw c'mon, who the f_______'s going to find out ? " -Bill Clinton, 1999
And the Number 1 : " Geez, I didn't think voters would get this f____ing mad." -Governor Gray Davis., 2003
10. " Scattered f________ing showers....my ass ! " -Noah, 4314 BC
9. " How the f______did you work that out ? " -Pythagoras, 126 BC
8. " You want WHAT on the f____ing ceiling ? " -Michaelangelo, 1566
7. " Look at all those f_____Indians !!! " -General Custer, 1877
6. " It does so f________ing look like her ! " -Picasso, 1926
5. " Where the f_____ are we ? " -Amelia Earhart, 1937
4. " Any f_____ing idiot could understand that . " -Einstein, 1938
3. " What the f___was that ? -Mayor of Hiroshima , 1945
2. " Aw c'mon, who the f_______'s going to find out ? " -Bill Clinton, 1999
And the Number 1 : " Geez, I didn't think voters would get this f____ing mad." -Governor Gray Davis., 2003
Sunday, December 14, 2003
Saddam Does Best Nick Nolte Impression
Time to make the doughnuts?
As you all probably know by now, the d*ckless wonder, Saddam Hussein was found near his hometown of Tikrit hiding in a dark hole surrounded by half-eaten candy bars and dirty dishes. No doubt he was trying to imitate the contents of an outhouse. Anyway, this represents news-junkie-nirvana. Get ready for tons of information to start pouring in as people hesitant to talk because of fears that Hussein would return to power will now spill their guts about everything and anything.
Tuesday, December 09, 2003
A Better Way To Find My Station
This site works with my streaming server... blah blah blah... technical stuff... blah blah blah...
Anyway, just click on that link, check the list for WFRG... if it's there, we're ON THE AIR!
Anyway, just click on that link, check the list for WFRG... if it's there, we're ON THE AIR!
Former UF coach Sloan dies at 77
ESPN.com is reporting that Norm Sloan, former UF basketball coach at the University of Florida, passed away at age 77.
P. Funk Dazed and Confused in Tally
What ELSE is there to do in Tallahassee?!
The Philadelphia Inquirer is reporting the SCANDALOUS news that George Clinton (no relation to the ex-president) was arrested and charged with possession of cocaine outside a "Circle K" convenience store. According to reports, the cops exclaimed "Look at that guy's hair! He must be on drugs!"
Monday, December 08, 2003
Email Response From Jeremy Foley, UF Athletic Director
Morning, all. Yesterday, I was checking the message boards and sports websites to see if the ACC had submitted some statement regarding their pitiful officiating performance in the UF/FSU game. Would you believe that they have yet to respond to criticism after over a week? Late last week, I emailed the ACC to see what the deal was and got a pat, automated reply.
Out of frustration on Sunday, I emailed Pat Dooley, our local sports journalist and CC'ed the message to Jeremy Foley, the UF athletic director. Foley emailed me back.
Out of frustration on Sunday, I emailed Pat Dooley, our local sports journalist and CC'ed the message to Jeremy Foley, the UF athletic director. Foley emailed me back.
Pat,Well, I have to admit that I'm impressed that he responded so quickly. Didn't expect it. I'm also happy that he's still concerned with this and not letting it go.
Do you think we'll ever get an official statement from the ACC regarding their terrible performance during the Florida/Florida State game? Haven't they had enough time to 'review the tape'?
Thanks,
frogbrother@hotmail.com
Jeremy Foley's response: "I expect to know something this week as to what they are going to say or not say. I am on top of it trust me."
Friday, December 05, 2003
Forensic Sketch Imagines Surgery-Free Michael Jackson
This is great stuff, readers. Forensic sketch artists have created artist renderings of facial aging based on the most recent photographs available. Well, artist s. Mancusi has decided to interpolate just exactly what Michael Jackson would look like today if he had never had any plastic surgery. Click here for the results!
Articles Regarding Terrible UF-FSU Refs
GatorGus.com has posted two pages of independent sports writers that complained about the refs in the Florida/Florida State game, with links. Click here.
Thursday, December 04, 2003
Brilliant!
...and you would think this would say it all... but it doesn't. Here's a quote from Bobby Pruett, Marshall coach and former defensive coordinator from Florida:
"We will not play a road game in the ACC with ACC officials," Pruett said. "We've had too many ACC games where we felt like officiating affected the outcome."Fascinating.
Radio Station Not QUITE What I Meant
I activated WFRG, Frog Radio this morning but forgot to set the playlist so now it seems to be playing from my entire catalog of MP3's, including last month's Howard Stern radio show. If you like Stern, enjoy... if not, don't tune in. I can't adjust it from here so you're stuck with it... sorry!
FSU Apologizes To UF
There's a story on Gatorsports.com for all you Gator fans out there. Dave Hart, the FSU athletic director, apologized to UF director Jeremy Foley for the obnoxious post-game antics of the FSU football team. They went to the center of the field on the giant F and stomped on it which UF took offense to. Of course, we did the same thing after the LSU upset win a few games ago...
And of course, we haven't heard back from the ACC officials regarding their pathetic refereeing job on Saturday. They can make split second calls on the field but reviewing tapes takes them this long? Pathetic, I say! Fire 'em all!
And of course, we haven't heard back from the ACC officials regarding their pathetic refereeing job on Saturday. They can make split second calls on the field but reviewing tapes takes them this long? Pathetic, I say! Fire 'em all!
Wednesday, December 03, 2003
NFL fines Ref White $2,600, ACC Refs Fined $2.6 Million
The NFL isn't shy about repremanding sh*tty refs. This guy lost half his paycheck for failing to restart the clock during a Seattle-Baltimore game.
Hey, ACC refs... are you paying attention, you bunch of f*cking rejects?!!!
Hey, ACC refs... are you paying attention, you bunch of f*cking rejects?!!!
Why Can't I Write This Well?
I've discovered Craigslist.org. It's one of those "everything" sites but the best part to me is the ability for people to vent and leave an anonymous email address for responses. The best post so far is from a guy in DC who wrote the most sarcastic "take me back" letter I've ever EVER read. I mean, wow. Click here to read it. One caveat, though. If you don't know what a "dutch oven" is... well, this letter will offend the hell out of you. Seriously. If you're a sensitive little baby, don't read it.
Instant Karma's Gonna Get Ya!
A total scumbag was hit by a car after swiping the Salvation Army collection pot from a disabled bell ringer. I guess God wasn't in the mood to smite him with lightning or locusts or zombies.
Four-Way Stop = I.Q. Test
It's almost laughable how stupid people are. I can't even count how many times I've sat at a yield or four way stop waiting for stupid people because they don't understand the simplest of driving rules. I'm honestly considering going to Radio Shack and buying a bullhorn so I can yell this rule to people, which I found on the official Florida website, MyFlorida.com:
Stop SignsSimple, easy to understand, and yet people are on the road RIGHT NOW and are sitting at a four way stop, petrified and unmoving, because these simple rules are beyond their comprehension. Tell you what... next time you face a situation like this, look over at the guy in the truck, gestating wildly and screaming. That's me. Do what I say and get your f*cking a** out of the way!
You must yield the right-of-way to all other traffic and pedestrians at stop signs. Move forward only when the road is clear. At four-way stops, the first vehicle to stop should move forward first. If two vehicles reach the intersection at the same time, the driver on the left yields to the driver on the right.
Confusion, Lack of Common Sense Abounds In Beating Death of Suspect
I guess I wouldn't be a very good cop. You see, if I was responding to a call that a 400 pound man was acting crazy and was physically attacked by him at the scene, I'd do everything I could (without drawing my gun) to make sure he was handcuffed. Including beating the hell out of him. In this day and age, I'd be fired and I'd end up moving lawns for a living but I'd know that I kept one crazy sumbitch off the streets who was up to no good.
One of the talking heads on MSNBC was claiming that the man had committed no crimes and should not have been beaten. Can you believe that? Did he not see the tape of this gigantic man rushing the police officer? As soon as that happened, a crime was committed! And now, it's being reported that he had a PCP/cocaine mixture in his bloodstream which explains his desire to fight. I remember hearing stories of people on PCP that would run people over in a mall parking lot because of hallucinations.
Anyway, I can understand that there are cases of police brutality against black citizens all the time. But this isn't one of them. He was trying like hell to hurt these cops. Watch the tape...
One of the talking heads on MSNBC was claiming that the man had committed no crimes and should not have been beaten. Can you believe that? Did he not see the tape of this gigantic man rushing the police officer? As soon as that happened, a crime was committed! And now, it's being reported that he had a PCP/cocaine mixture in his bloodstream which explains his desire to fight. I remember hearing stories of people on PCP that would run people over in a mall parking lot because of hallucinations.
Anyway, I can understand that there are cases of police brutality against black citizens all the time. But this isn't one of them. He was trying like hell to hurt these cops. Watch the tape...
Tuesday, December 02, 2003
Happy 22nd Birthday, Britney Spears!
Britney recreates a scene from the movie "Firestarter"
Just to prove to you guys that I don't have an "asian fetish", I'd like to give a shout out to Britney Spears on her 22nd birthday! Hip hip hooray!!
Happy Birthday, Lucy Liu!
Here she is blowing out her candles.
Birthday wishes to Lucy Lui, who turns 35 today. You should all celebrate by going to the theater and checking out "Kill Bill". She rocks in that film!
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