Frog's House of Infinite Wisdom

As you know, today is Festivus, the greatest of holidays where we all sit around the pole and either air our grievances or simply wrestle. Many of you might think that this holiday was created in 1997 on the television show Seinfeld. It was actually conceived in 1966. Take a look at the history of the holiday that has just passed Kwanzaa on the list of most popular December holidays, which means it's only a matter of time before they ban all metal poles from federal buildings and schools.

I just happened apon this site and man! You gotta see some of the wacky paintings that he's created. One of my favorites is one of a burly-chested Abraham Lincoln fighting in a cage match. Or the one with Rod Stewart dressed as a stormtrooper...

Also, make sure you check out his special "Law & Order" exhibit...

Have you seen my funny bone?

Well, it's Chevy Chase when he DOESN'T have a show to destroy. What the hell happened to him anyway? They guy was the funniest in the 80's and then he just lost his ability to do comedy. It's sad, really. He went from doing "Caddyshack" and "National Lampoon's Vacation" and now he's wearing a schlocky pair of joke teeth on that B-list graveyard "Celebrity Poker" on Bravo.

Now, Chase has managed to embarass himself even worse. At a Kennedy Center event, he railed against the president, calling him a "dumb f*ck", among other things. Other liberals at the event were quick to distance themselves from his comments which even they saw as over the top.

According to the Sun UK, the Wonderbra is being recalled by Playtex because it's line of "low plunging" bras has a center load-bearing boobie strap that tended to break, sending breasts flying out. Can you imagine? It's like watching that movie Zapped!

You can't see this, but I'm giving Playtex a standing ovation.

Brit's feet too Toxic for plane

Dec 10 2004

Pop princess Britney Spears caused a real commotion when her pungent feet gassed a plane full of passengers.

According to The Sun, travellers moaned when the smelly star took off her shoes on a flight.

The smell was so bad that a member of staff had to ask Britney to put them back on.

Britney, 23, and hubby Kevin Federline, 26, were on a flight from Los Angeles to New York.

The embarrassed singer blamed the bad pong on her shoes.

A passenger said: “The smell was unbelievable. One woman had a word with the air hostess, then three or four others complained.

“She looked pretty embarrassed as she tapped Britney on the shoulder and asked her very politely to put her shoes back on.

“Britney went red, laughed and said her shoes make her feet stink. Thankfully she put them on.

“There’s no way we could have put up with that.”

Wow... I actually heard about this on one of my many frequented websites and now it's official. This is depressing. The eternal teenager is now officially among the aged. Let's all pray for a speedy recovery.

Sweet, sweet baby Jeebus...

Angelina Jolie has rejected the hypothetical opportunity of taking Kate Beckinsale or Carmen Electra as a lesbian lover.

But the Alexander star would not rule out a fling with a woman in the future - or even marrying one!

Jolie was asked how she felt about the two screen beauties following comments made by Beckinsale at the Oscars.

The Van Helsing star praised Angelina's beauty, declaring: "I could have eaten her up with a spoon. She's so gorgeous."

But when Angelina was asked by TV network E! if she could become romantically involved with either Brit actress Kate or former Baywatch star Carmen, she replied: "No and no."

However she added mysteriously there were several women she would consider marrying, but one was recently "off the market".

She said: "I don't want to say her name, 'cause she just got married ... to a man.

"My son Maddox's godmothers - they're two women I'd marry."

Not goes better with devastation like a baked potato...