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“The Iraqis who have risen up against the occupation are not ‘insurgents’ or ‘terrorists’ or ‘The Enemy.’ They are the REVOLUTION, the Minutemen, and their numbers will grow—and they will win.” - Michael Moore, 4/14/2004

Disabled child in suicide attack

Terrorists used a disabled child as a suicide bomber on election day, Iraqi interior minister Falah al-Naqib said today.

In all, 44 people were killed in a total of 38 bomb attacks on polling stations. Police at the scene of one the Baghdad blasts said the bomber appeared to have Down's syndrome.

Mr Al-Naqib praised an Iraqi citizen who was killed while preventing one suicide bomber from reaching a crowd of people outside a polling station.

This weekend marks the first legitimate election for Iraqi citizens in a very long time. Regardless of what side of the political fence you are, we should all join together and wish the best, safest election possible for these couragious people. Some of them are risking their lives for the opportunity.

And to think... some people here were complaining because lines were too long!

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Singer Debbie Gibson is slated to be in the next issue of Playboy magazine, with a layout that shows a "well-defined, yet very sexy feminine look." Unfortunately, she should have done this back in 1991.

UPDATE: The pictures have already been sneaked onto the internets. Here's the link.

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You ever driven with a pet? Unless they are in a car carrier, they typically try to distract you by walking on you, yelping at the closed window, or trying to wedge under your brake pedal. Well, check out this lady in Roswell, New Mexico, who was making a cross country trip with 63 cats in her van.

So, I decided to call the customer service department of FitnessMadeSimple.com to get the word from someone there and an annoyed lady on the other end told me that he is alive and directed me to this post on the website.

So, there you go. Someone played a good internet hoax and Basedow's people took WAY too long to debunk it...

In a move reminiscent of the movie "Footloose", the USC athletic association has decided to prevent the Coquettes dance team from performing during time outs and half time at the home basketball games. According to a report, it was determined that the dances were "too suggestive".

This is political correctness gone awry, people. I'm telling ya... Janet Jackson's right boobie has really put a damper on things. Exactly WHAT is sexy about a dozen 19 year old girls in ultra-tight outfits gyrating and thrusting to the tune "Shake Whatcha Momma Gave Ya"?

The fact of the matter is that you have older guys going to these games with their wives. These guys are enticed by the gyrations of young girls because... well... they're guys. The problem is that they have been made to feel guilty about feeling this way so they take it apon themselves to prevent others from feeling guilty. In addition, the women going to these games probably don't like their husbands staring at young women in the way that guys HAVE to look at young women.

The whole thing is silly.

I did some research on my new server and it seems that the John Basedow entry is the reason for the huge increase in viewership. Now I feel like I should provide more information, so I've contacted the PR firm that did the initial press release to see if there is an update to the initial information. As soon as I hear something, so will you...

I reread this article several times and then checked the date to make sure it wasn't April 1st... but it's true. The military, in their efforts to create non-lethal weapons (that we can all get behind) had spent time and money in creating a weapon that would make soldiers in combat turn to each other for sweet monkey love (which we can't necessarily get behind). Apparently, this type of thing would destroy morale on the battlefield.

No shit.

One thing I'm sure of is that this weapon has been in use for years and has proven effective on a large number of women. The main ingredient is found in both Jagermeister and Goldschlager. It also helps to play a Snoop Dog track while consuming.

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"A Nelson man has appeared in court for a second time for attempting to have sex with a goat.

George Kepa, a 41-year-old unemployed man, pleaded guilty in Nelson District Court yesterday to bestiality and unlawfully entering a building.

Police prosecutor Chris Stringer said Kepa went to visit a friend on January 7.

The friend was asleep and Kepa went to a tin shed where the goat was kept, took some of his clothes off and attempted to have sex with it, Mr Stringer said.

Judge Paul Whitehead remanded Kepa until February 1 for a pre-sentence drug and alcohol report.

In 2002, Kepa was sentenced to 80 hours' community work and 18 months supervision for committing an indecency with a goat."

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The producer of the piece, Mary Mapes, was also faulted for calling Joe Lockhart, a senior official in the John Kerry campaign, prior to the airing of the piece, and offering to put Burkett in touch with him. The panel called Mapes’ action a “clear conflict of interest that created the appearance of political bias.”

Michael Moore cares about the common man. How do I know this? Because he told me so. And watching this video is confirmation of that, as two filmmakers recreate the "rabbit lady" footage from "Roger & Me", the movie that brought Moore the initial attention he so craved.

Just so you know, you'll need Quicktime to view the clip...

Bin Laden Seeks Geneva Ruling on Beheadings by Scott Ott

(2005-01-07) -- Al Qaeda chief executive Usama bin Laden today requested a formal ruling from the U.N. Human Rights Commission on how to conduct beheadings of civilian and military prisoners in ways that comply with the Geneva Conventions.

"Al Qaeda seeks the global credibility that comes only from adherence to the Geneva Conventions," Mr. Bin Laden wrote. "Specifically we want to know what kind of cutlery is permissible, guidelines for videotaping the beheading and any advice about dealing with crowds as they burn, hang and mutilate the corpses of the infidels."

Sen. Ted Kennedy, on the day after he sharply questioned Attorney General nominee Alberto Gonzales, welcomed Mr. Bin Laden's gesture and suggested that the Bush administration would "do well to emulate Al Qaeda's respect for international protocols on prisoner treatment."

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An idiot from Cleveland has filed a four-page handwritten lawsuit in federal court because an episode of Fear Factor that featured contestants eating rats made him throw up. In addition, "the show caused his blood pressure to rise so high that he became dizzy and light-headed, and when he ran away to his room, he bumped his head into the doorway."

Seriously, this guy is a jackass. But if his lawsuit actually wins, I'm thinking about suing HBO because their show "Pornucopia" makes be feel "dizzy and light-headed".

Someone has been diligent enough to collect all of the embarassing high shutter speed photos from the Olympics and post them for you to laugh at. Enjoy!

You know this guy if you've ever watched television late at night. It's fitness celebrity John Basedow. He's the guy with the creepy, sinewy body hawking a fitness video that promises that you'll "gain lean muscle mass while shedding POUNDS of fat, all with a heart-pumping cardio pace™." Well, he's quite possibly one of tsunami victims as he has not been heard from since late December...

UPDATE! He's alive! I called the FitnessMadeSimple customer service to get the skinny and a lady on the other end told me that it was all bunk. She then directed me to this post on their website:

Ahmed Johnson has a problem with abusive men.

This story is a reminder that there are heroes among us. Some of them are also former WWE professional wrestlers.

According to the Media General News Service and 1Wrestling.com, 6 foot tall, 300+ pound Ahmed Johnson was crusing through a Wal Mart parking lot when he saw a man forcing a woman into his car. Wasting no time, Johnson, whose real name is Tony Norris, approached the car. The victim quickly shouted that the man had a knife, which seemed to matter little to the wrestler who was more intent on saving the woman than his own safety...

Read the rest of the story here...