Frog's House of Infinite Wisdom

Joystiq.com is reporting today that starting in November, Target will be selling full sized arcade cabinet systems in their stores... for $500. Each unit will play a dozen or so Midway classic games (Tapper, Robotron, etc) and shares all the same features as their arcade equivalent except a coin slot. They also plan on creating a home version of GOLDEN TEE...!!

Aubrey de Grey is a researcher out of the UK that has proposed an Institute for Biomedical Gerontology. In essence, he believes that technology is advancing at such a rate that if the proper attention was given that science could eventually "cure" aging. Using the analogy of a car, he claims that with cell rejuvination techniques, you could prevent the cellular effects of aging just as car maintenance prevents car degredation and rust. He's been featured in "Chronicles of Higher Education" and has his own website with more information about this field of study, including his ideas on the sociology of lifespan extension. It's fascinating stuff...

Click here to learn the dangers of pork chop sandwiches.

The Scientology gestapo is back and this time they are targeting ScienTOMogy.info, a satirical site that has funny pictures and videos relating to the wackyness of Tom Cruise. Lawyers representing the uber-cult are trying to shut down the website. All the more reason to visit!

Thanks, CoxandForkum.com!

Ok, so I'm no biologist or anything, but I thought you had to have boy/girl sex for this to happen...

Britney's "oh" face...

According to the interweb, Britney and her white trash concubine are about to hit the pinnacle of infamy with a sex tape that is about to be released.

P.S. She's pregnant in the video. So if any of you are into that sort of thing -- and BOY, I sure am! -- keep an eye on this page for links to the video as soon as they are available.

If my girlfriend is reading this, I'm totally NOT into viewing preggers sex videos featuring Britney. Ick! Blecch!

UPDATE: According to PerezHilton.com sources, the videotape is "disgusting". The mind wanders at the possibilities. Could it be the buckets of KFC? Is it the powdery dirt on the bottoms of Britney's feet that she got from the local "7-11"? Or is it the fact that she has to close her eyes real tight and imagine she's with someone that doesn't look like a lubrication tech at Jiffy Lube? Here's the quote:

A source tells PerezHilton.com that it was a member of the production crew on Chaotic that got a hold of a tape of the two of them and it was "super gross." Just how gross? "Kevin was doing Britney and she was bleeding," says our source. And now, Spears is reportedly trying to pay the person off to never show it.

This begs the question: Exactly WHERE was he doing Britney? Was it regular coitus or did they get dangerously experimental? I hear that ear canal sex is all the rage in Paris.

Although this has been out and around the internets for a long time (approximately a week), I still feel like some of my readers haven't seen them. A group of video editors entered a contest where they took theatrical films and changed their meaning. The rule was that they could add sound but not any additional video beyond what was provided by the original material.

Here are the three:

"The Shining" as done by Nora Ephron. (Director of every schlocky romantic comedy you've ever been forced to see with your girlfriend.)

"West Side Story" as a zombie flick.

"Titanic": The horror film.

My next child will be named "Green Lantern".

In case anyone was wondering whether Nicholas Cage was off his f*cking rocker, here's the proof: He just had a boy and he named him "Kal-el", otherwise known as Superman's name from Krypton. How stupid is that? I mean, he should have named him Zod.

The Superficial has screencapped a picture that defines the careers of two waining A-listers. Bravo!