Frog's House of Infinite Wisdom

Pick up the phone or I'll put my shirt back on.

My brother has created a ringtone for people who can't get enough of Skid Row, Kip Winger or that stringy-haired dude from "Extreme". Check it out!

This is the greatest video ever. No need to thank me...

Which is worse: A picture of George "I Heart Saddam" Galloway drinking milk out of a bowl like a cat...


..or is it George Galloway wearing really tight, really red and extremely fem tights...


...or could it be this picture of him dressed up as the bride of Frankenstein...


Can you imagine if one of OUR politicians decided to do this? They would be DONE!

This is my girlfriend's favorite SNL skit of all time... so as a public service to her and to get her to actually read this damn page once in a while, here it is!

As seen on Lemonzoo.com

Labels: america's next top model, saturday night live, snl

Say what you want about this schlock... it's almost a certainty that if the music industry decides that this should be a hit, it will be. They will force it on the general population and the 12 year old girls, the real purchasing power in the music business, will buy like crazy.

Check out this video posted by Political Teen on SNL, which manages to poke fun at Jesse Jackson, New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin, and Hillary Clinton with pinpoint accuracy.

Star Jones, bloated host of the TV show "The View" had this exchange on her show with her co-hosts, via Drudge Report:

Star Jones has told viewers that the war on terror is nothing more than a clash of male egos between President Bush and Osama bin Laden, the NEW YORK POST reports.

Yesterday, the co-host of ABC's THE VIEW told viewers during a discussion of bin Laden's latest audio tape:

"You know what? At some point, one of these men has to put it back in his pants and zip up the zipper."

She even suggested that Bush hold some kind of talk with the man behind 9/11.

"I won't trust him, but anything that gives me the opportunity to seek peace, I would at least check it out.

"People make deals with the devil all the time. We make deals with people we don't like," she said.

"You don't negotiate with terrorists," said Elisabeth Hasselbeck, the show's youngest host.

"You don't negotiate," Jones interrupted, "but I do think you figure out when there is a solution that's diplomatic that doesn't result in [loss of] human life.

"What do we have to lose to check it out?" Star said.

"You know what?" she then added, "At some point, one of these men has to put it back in his pants and zip up the zipper at some point."

"This isn't somebody whipping it out," shot co-host Meredith Vieira.

"You know what, I'm a little tired of posturing back and forth," Jones replied.

This is amazing conjecture. She honestly sees this as a simple ego trip by two people... and believe me, she's an expert on ego. This is the same tacky woman that used her so-called celebrity so that she could have a huge wedding and have other people pay for it. She had such an amazing ego that she was nicknamed "Bridezilla" by the tabloids.

Hey, Star! You're such a genius... how bout taking a hard look at yourself for a change?

This shot is almost as depressing as the coming-out party of cowboy-hat-wearing ex-goddess Kelly LeBrock on Celebrity Fit Club 3.

Hey Drew... how 'bout flippin' them bags over your shoulders and getting your ass off the stage...

UPDATE: Ok, so maybe I was a little harsh. At least she's got a good sense of humor. Check out Drew on SNL.

Oh sweet baby jeebus. Check out the reaction of this fan at the retirement announcement of one of his favorite professional wrestlers. Please take careful notice of the location, as it seem to be taking place in a rural high school gym circa 1977.

Warning: If the site of grown men crying makes you cringe, go here instead.

George Galloway, revered member of the Iraq War opposition movement and member of British Parliament, has decided that the best way to get his message across is to become a guest of the UK version of Big Brother and... well... I'm not sure how else to put this... act like a pussy. Seriously. Here's a video.

I just took a quick look at "Beep", the new single from the Pussycat Dolls and after having watched their first video "Don't Cha" more times than the Warren Commission watched the Zapruder film, I've got a question: Just what the hell do those other chicks do in that group... I mean besides playing on swings, crawling around like cats and doing spine-snapping gyrations? Seems to me that slim, long-waisted brunette is carrying those women on her back.

I lucked across this video a couple of minutes ago. Boy... I never knew Barney was so damn gangsta!

(Contains language that is offensive to punk ass bitchez.)