Frog's House of Infinite Wisdom

We'll miss you, Billy. Thanks for not going to Kentucky, at least!

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From Local6.com:

Movie Patrons Can Rat Out Rude Behavior KNOXVILLE, Tenn. -- Are you fed up with rude movie patrons? A major theater group is offering a way to tattle on them. The Regal Entertainment Group has been testing small hand-held devices called "Guest Response Systems." Selected patrons can use them anonymously to page management when there's a specific problem. The GRS's are wireless and have four buttons marked "picture," "sound," "piracy" and "other disturbance."

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When you ask most people who their favorite super hero is, they often come back with names like Superman, Batman, Spider-Man - the standard list. I've decided that the most fantastic group of heroes are not what one might think.

They're the "Wonder Pets".

This is a show on Nick Jr. that I discovered while watching television with my girlfriend's young cousin. It's about three kindergarten pets - a guinea pig, a terrapin, and a duckling - that respond to distress signals from other animals that are in trouble.

Yes, it's sappy. Yes, it's for young children. I don't care. I love this show. It's undeniably sweet and exactly the kind of thing young children should be watching.

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I've never felt so bad for an ottoman in all my life.

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Sign this petition to ensure that spoiled celebutard Paris Hilton doesn't get clemency and actually has to serve time in jail.

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My sister has a leased space in Tallahassee, Florida and could use some help covering costs for her not-for-profit gallery. Got a dollar or two? Click on the link!

The Associated Press, by way of MyWay.com: A judge sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in county jail Friday for violating her probation, putting the brakes on the hotel heiress' famous high life... ...She was then ordered to report to a women's jail in suburban Lynwood by the set date or face 90 days behind bars. The judge's ruling excluded her from paying to serve time in a jail of her choice, as some are allowed. The article continues to state that the reason she was charged with jail time was the fact that she neglected to sign up for a required alcohol education program. Of course, I'm not surprised, as her arrogance prevented her from showing up for the opening of a new club in Jacksonville. That club? Club Paris. It's high time the queen of publicity earn her keep. Let's see how the simple life of incarceration really suits her.

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