Arf Arf Arf! - Translation: Michael Vick Sentences to 23 Months

CNN.COM reports that "Michael Vick, once one of the highest paid players in the National Football League, was sentenced to 23 months in prison for financing a dogfighting ring and helping to kill pit bulls that did not fight aggressively."

When asked for a comment, Lassie was quoted as saying: "I have a great respect for the US justice system and in this case, I couldn't be more pleased. I call for all of my fellow animals to lick their crotches to celebrate this legal victory."

W.W.N.F.L.D. (What Would the NFL Do?)

According to the NY Times, Cincinnati Bengals lineman Dan Wilkinson was found guilty of striking his pregnant girlfriend. I'm interested to see how the NFL handles this situation. The few apologists for Michael "Dog Murderer" Vick, when not reducing dog torture to hunting for sport, have also mentioned the lack of punishment for people who physically hurt others off the field. Will the NFL take this under advisement as reports of domestic abusers are given more attention in light Vick's conviction?

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