Enjoy 2008 with some celebrity resolutions!

Used Car Salesman Brings Bargains, Satan

This video is not safe for work. So, if you get fired, you have only yourself to blame. You probably aren't that valuable anyway.

This Video is Dedicated to Tim Tebow

This Is Grandma's House!

Electronic Arts is using hilarious new commercials to promote their "Family Play" feature on their Wii sports titles. Wooo!

Green Team!

Rest in Peace, Robert Goulet

Hardee's Unveils Greatest Breakfast Ever Made, Only 920 Calories!

Mmmmm... my taste buds.

Ugggghhh... my heart!

Hardee's on Monday rolled out its new Country Breakfast Burrito — two egg omelets filled with bacon, sausage, diced ham, cheddar cheese, hash browns and sausage gravy, all wrapped inside a flour tortilla. The burrito contains 920 calories and 60 grams of fat....

R. Kelly: Madman or Genius?

You'd literally have to have been trapped in a closet if you haven't heard at least part of the R. Kelly masterpiece of the same name. Now, it seems that he has taken more time away from beverages and swelling up his bladder to come up with a track just for YouTube. Enjoy!

James Brown Describes A Sex Machine

Mega64 Comments On Halo 3

Beautiful Day

Michael Vick Meets Good Cop, Bad Dog

Skittles Commercial Both Amazing and Terrifying

Baby Ninjas

Fans of Michael Vick Show Their Support

The Baconator and a Side of Alli

I was hanging out with my brother and his buddy Woj and the other thing that we could talk about besides beer was Wendy's new "Baconator".

In case you don't know anything about this new cancer-causing sandwich, here is the tale of the tape:

Wendy's Baconator - These stats don't include the optional defibrilator paddles.

Calories	Grams of Fat	MGs of Sodium	Grams of Sat. Fat
830	51	1920	22

Come Get Your F&$@ing Costume!

Radio Station WHIT Plays The Hits!

Model Falls, Anchor Laughs, Film At Eleven

I'd like to commend the model in the video for doing an incredible impression of James Brown's dance moves.

Andy Dick Gets The Joke Beat Out of Him By Jon Lovitz?

From PageSix:

IT was fight night at an L.A. comedy club last week when Jon Lovitz roughed up Andy Dick over the murder of their "Saturday Night Live" colleague, Phil Hartman.

Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada, who witnessed the assault, said, "Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose." Lovitz told Page Six, "All the comedians are glad I did it because this guy is a [bleep]hole." ...

Irony

Homeless James Bond, Part 2

Who Farted?

Why Do We Keep Losing To The Globetrotters?

Homeless James Bond

Dramatic Chipmunk

I Call This Video "Friday Night"

Squirrel Attacks, Injures Three

According to Reuters:

BERLIN (Reuters) - An aggressive squirrel attacked and injured three people in a German town before a 72-year-old pensioner dispatched the rampaging animal with his crutch. The squirrel first ran into a house in the southern town of Passau, leapt from behind on a 70-year-old woman, and sank its teeth into her hand, a local police spokesman said Thursday. With the squirrel still hanging from her hand, the woman ran onto the street in panic, where she managed to shake it off...

The Bud Light Swear Jar

Air Sex: Take Two

I've never felt so bad for an ottoman in all my life.

Vader Says "Shut Up In The Theater"!

David Blaine - Street Magician or Time Traveling Wizard?

A Good Marriage Omen On "The Price is Right"

What's better than a marriage proposal on America's favorite game show? You're about to find out.

Japanese Air Sex

I'd love to explain this video to you but I'm not a good enough writer. Also, I don't want to spoil it for you. Just watch the video.

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Mmm... Feel The Burn...

Gilbert Gottfried at the Hugh Hefner Roast

This is an oldie but a goodie. Typically, the roasts of celebrities are tepid affairs with a few laughs from comedians trying too hard not to be offensive. Not Gilbert... that guy has no sense at all. Thank god. Here is his video from the roast, which is hilarious. My understanding is that they took out the most offensive part -- a tribute to the most offensive joke ever written.

UPDATE: Here's the video so you don't even have to leave my site!

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Casey Kasem -- A Classic Temper Tantrum

Casey Kasem's Death Dedication

Posted Jul 05, 2005

Radio legend Casey Kasem freaks out about the "ponderous" experience of dedicating a song after the death of a little dog named Snuggles.