Paris Hilton, Ex Heiress!

The interweb is all abuzz about this latest development in the life of Paris. Her rich grandfather Hilton has yanked her from his will!

Update: Damn, she's still an heiress...

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Paris Hilton's Next Event? A California Jail!

The Associated Press, by way of MyWay.com: A judge sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in county jail Friday for violating her probation, putting the brakes on the hotel heiress' famous high life... ...She was then ordered to report to a women's jail in suburban Lynwood by the set date or face 90 days behind bars. The judge's ruling excluded her from paying to serve time in a jail of her choice, as some are allowed. The article continues to state that the reason she was charged with jail time was the fact that she neglected to sign up for a required alcohol education program. Of course, I'm not surprised, as her arrogance prevented her from showing up for the opening of a new club in Jacksonville. That club? Club Paris. It's high time the queen of publicity earn her keep. Let's see how the simple life of incarceration really suits her.