Frog's House of Infinite Wisdom http://www.frogbrother.com Ask me about our 99 cent side salads! 2006-01-24T20:35:27Z en-US SNL - America's Next Top Model http://www.frogbrother.com/2006/01/snl-americas-next-top-model.html This is my girlfriend's favorite SNL skit of all time... so as a public service to her and to get her to actually read this damn page once in a while, here it is:<br /> <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ket7HCs8O-U"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ket7HCs8O-U" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object> Frog 2006-01-24T16:20:00Z ]]> Kevin Federline: The FUTURE of Music http://www.frogbrother.com/2006/01/kevin-federline-future-of-music.html Say what you want about this schlock... it's almost a certainty that if the music industry <u>decides</u> that this should be a hit, it will be. They will force it on the general population and the 12 year old girls, the real purchasing power in the music business, will buy like crazy.<br /> <br /> <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Q7Ys46KA4xw"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Q7Ys46KA4xw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object> Frog 2006-01-24T13:45:00Z decides that this should be a hit, it will be. They will force it on the general population and the 12 year old girls, the real purchasing power in the music business, will buy like crazy.

]]> Pandering - As Told By SNL http://www.frogbrother.com/2006/01/pandering-as-told-by-snl.html Check out <a href="http://thepoliticalteen.com/video/andersoncoopersnl.wmv">this video</a> posted by Political Teen on SNL, which manages to poke fun at Jesse Jackson, New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin, and Hillary Clinton with pinpoint accuracy. Frog 2006-01-23T14:09:00Z this video posted by Political Teen on SNL, which manages to poke fun at Jesse Jackson, New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin, and Hillary Clinton with pinpoint accuracy.]]> THIS is what passes for intelligent thought on TV? http://www.frogbrother.com/2006/01/this-is-what-passes-for-intelligent.html Star Jones, bloated host of the TV show "The View" had this exchange on her show with her co-hosts, via <a href="http://www.drudgereport.com">Drudge Report</a>: <blockquote> Star Jones has told viewers that the war on terror is nothing more than a clash of male egos between President Bush and Osama bin Laden, the NEW YORK POST reports. <BR><BR> Yesterday, the co-host of ABC's THE VIEW told viewers during a discussion of bin Laden's latest audio tape:<BR><BR> "You know what? At some point, one of these men has to put it back in his pants and zip up the zipper." <BR><BR> She even suggested that Bush hold some kind of talk with the man behind 9/11. <BR><BR> "I won't trust him, but anything that gives me the opportunity to seek peace, I would at least check it out. <BR><BR> "People make deals with the devil all the time. We make deals with people we don't like," she said. <BR><BR> "You don't negotiate with terrorists," said Elisabeth Hasselbeck, the show's youngest host. <BR><BR> "You don't negotiate," Jones interrupted, "but I do think you figure out when there is a solution that's diplomatic that doesn't result in [loss of] human life. <BR><BR> "What do we have to lose to check it out?" Star said. <BR><BR> "You know what?" she then added, "At some point, one of these men has to put it back in his pants and zip up the zipper at some point." <BR><BR> "This isn't somebody whipping it out," shot co-host Meredith Vieira. <BR><BR> "You know what, I'm a little tired of posturing back and forth," Jones replied. </blockquote> This is amazing conjecture. She honestly sees this as a simple ego trip by two people... and believe me, she's an expert on ego. This is the same tacky woman that used her so-called celebrity so that she could have a huge wedding and have other people pay for it. She had such an amazing ego that she was nicknamed "Bridezilla" by the tabloids.<br /><br />Hey, Star! You're such a genius... how bout taking a hard look at yourself for a change? Frog 2006-01-20T18:56:00Z Drudge Report:
Star Jones has told viewers that the war on terror is nothing more than a clash of male egos between President Bush and Osama bin Laden, the NEW YORK POST reports.

Yesterday, the co-host of ABC's THE VIEW told viewers during a discussion of bin Laden's latest audio tape:

"You know what? At some point, one of these men has to put it back in his pants and zip up the zipper."

She even suggested that Bush hold some kind of talk with the man behind 9/11.

"I won't trust him, but anything that gives me the opportunity to seek peace, I would at least check it out.

"People make deals with the devil all the time. We make deals with people we don't like," she said.

"You don't negotiate with terrorists," said Elisabeth Hasselbeck, the show's youngest host.

"You don't negotiate," Jones interrupted, "but I do think you figure out when there is a solution that's diplomatic that doesn't result in [loss of] human life.

"What do we have to lose to check it out?" Star said.

"You know what?" she then added, "At some point, one of these men has to put it back in his pants and zip up the zipper at some point."

"This isn't somebody whipping it out," shot co-host Meredith Vieira.

"You know what, I'm a little tired of posturing back and forth," Jones replied.
This is amazing conjecture. She honestly sees this as a simple ego trip by two people... and believe me, she's an expert on ego. This is the same tacky woman that used her so-called celebrity so that she could have a huge wedding and have other people pay for it. She had such an amazing ego that she was nicknamed "Bridezilla" by the tabloids.

Hey, Star! You're such a genius... how bout taking a hard look at yourself for a change?]]> Drew's Globes Aren't So Golden http://www.frogbrother.com/2006/01/drews-globes-arent-so-golden.html <img src="http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/drew-barrymore-GG.jpg"><br /> This shot is almost as depressing as the coming-out party of cowboy-hat-wearing ex-goddess <a href="http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/celebrity_fit_club_3/series_photos.jhtml">Kelly LeBrock on Celebrity Fit Club 3</a>.<br /><br />Hey Drew... how 'bout flippin' them bags over your shoulders and getting your ass off the stage...<br /> <br /> UPDATE: Ok, so maybe I was a little harsh. At least she's got a good sense of humor. Check out <a href="http://www.youtube.com/w/Drew-Barrymore-No-Bra-SNL?v=cnMHlRiyIbk&search=barrymore">Drew on SNL</a>. Frog 2006-01-19T15:44:00Z
This shot is almost as depressing as the coming-out party of cowboy-hat-wearing ex-goddess Kelly LeBrock on Celebrity Fit Club 3.

Hey Drew... how 'bout flippin' them bags over your shoulders and getting your ass off the stage...

UPDATE: Ok, so maybe I was a little harsh. At least she's got a good sense of humor. Check out Drew on SNL.]]> Is Pro Wrestling Real? Ask This Crying F*cktard... http://www.frogbrother.com/2006/01/is-pro-wrestling-real-ask-this-crying.html Oh sweet baby jeebus. Check out the reaction of <a href="http://www.frogbrother.com/videos/cryingfan.wmv">this fan</a> at the retirement announcement of one of his favorite professional wrestlers. Please take careful notice of the location, as it seem to be taking place in a rural high school gym circa 1977.<br /><br />Warning: If the site of grown men crying makes you cringe, go <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ricardo_Montalban">here</a> instead. Frog 2006-01-18T15:24:00Z this fan at the retirement announcement of one of his favorite professional wrestlers. Please take careful notice of the location, as it seem to be taking place in a rural high school gym circa 1977.

Warning: If the site of grown men crying makes you cringe, go here instead.]]> THIS is the Face of the Anti-War Movement? http://www.frogbrother.com/2006/01/this-is-face-of-anti-war-movement.html George Galloway, revered member of the Iraq War opposition movement and member of British Parliament, has decided that the best way to get his message across is to become a guest of the UK version of Big Brother and... well... I'm not sure how else to put this... <a href="http://media.guardian.co.uk/site/story/0,14173,1686303,00.html">act like a pussy</a>. Seriously. <a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1532509206579317476&q=George+Galloway">Here's a video</a>. Frog 2006-01-16T16:47:00Z act like a pussy. Seriously. Here's a video.]]> Pussycat Dolls... Huh? http://www.frogbrother.com/2006/01/pussycat-dolls-huh.html <img src="http://www.lbgco.com/Portals/4775e736-02a1-4832-ad92-2f1dc6e16a5d/PussyCatDollsBusta.jpg"><br />I just took a quick look at "<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?p=117232717&s=143441">Beep</a>", the new single from the Pussycat Dolls and after having watched their first video "Don't Cha" more times than the Warren Commission watched the Zapruder film, I've got a question: Just what the hell do those other chicks do in that group... I mean besides playing on swings, crawling around like cats and doing spine-snapping gyrations? Seems to me that slim, long-waisted brunette is carrying those women on her back. Frog 2006-01-10T13:56:00Z
I just took a quick look at "Beep", the new single from the Pussycat Dolls and after having watched their first video "Don't Cha" more times than the Warren Commission watched the Zapruder film, I've got a question: Just what the hell do those other chicks do in that group... I mean besides playing on swings, crawling around like cats and doing spine-snapping gyrations? Seems to me that slim, long-waisted brunette is carrying those women on her back.]]> 2PAC feat. Barney the Purple Dinosaur? http://www.frogbrother.com/2006/01/2pac-feat-barney-purple-dinosaur.html <img src="http://cec.wustl.edu/~naw1/nh/hallucinations/barney.gif"><br />I lucked across <a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8460222362133632201">this video</a> a couple of minutes ago. Boy... I never knew Barney was so damn gangsta! <h6>(Contains language that is offensive to punk ass bitchez.)</h6> Frog 2006-01-07T21:38:00Z
I lucked across this video a couple of minutes ago. Boy... I never knew Barney was so damn gangsta!
(Contains language that is offensive to punk ass bitchez.)
]]> Hey! It's my XBOX 360 card! http://www.frogbrother.com/2006/01/hey-its-my-xbox-360-card.html <iframe src="http://gamercard.xbox.com/frogbrother.card" scrolling="no" frameBorder="0" height="140" width="204">Frogbrother.</iframe> Frog 2006-01-06T14:43:00Z Frogbrother.]]> Last Time To "Make The Doughnuts" http://www.frogbrother.com/2005/12/last-time-to-make-doughnuts.html <img src="http://www.nndb.com/people/422/000071209/fredsigned.jpg"><br />Dunkin' Doughnuts ad star <a href = "http://apnews1.iwon.com//article/20051228/D8EP2S9G0.html?PG=home&SEC=news">Michael Vale has passed</a>. Yes, you know him... he's the "time to make the doughnuts" guy. Frog 2005-12-28T16:40:00Z
Dunkin' Doughnuts ad star Michael Vale has passed. Yes, you know him... he's the "time to make the doughnuts" guy.]]> Merry Christmas! http://www.frogbrother.com/2005/12/merry-christmas.html <img src="http://www.jhonny.org/media/christmas.tree-thumb.gif"> Frog 2005-12-26T03:47:00Z ]]> The "Crush Computer"! http://www.frogbrother.com/2005/12/crush-computer.html <img src="http://www-ed.fnal.gov/lincon/act/2005/projects/4thgrademultimedia/computer.jpg"><br /><br /> Here's a site that I discovered that you can use to enter your information to see how compatible you are to other people on the net... called the "Crush Computer". <br /> <br />According to the site:<blockquote> Butterflies in your stomach when you catch sight of that special someone? Is it lust or is it true love? Will it work out or will it be just another futile attempt? Before you pop the all important "I love you", use our Crush Calculator to find out if he or she is The One! </blockquote> Anyway, it's neat... try it out <a href="http://www.crushcalculator.com/content/love/868493852">here</a>. Frog 2005-12-23T19:30:00Z

Here's a site that I discovered that you can use to enter your information to see how compatible you are to other people on the net... called the "Crush Computer".

According to the site:
Butterflies in your stomach when you catch sight of that special someone? Is it lust or is it true love? Will it work out or will it be just another futile attempt? Before you pop the all important "I love you", use our Crush Calculator to find out if he or she is The One!
Anyway, it's neat... try it out here.]]> In My Brain... http://www.frogbrother.com/2005/12/in-my-brain.html ...there lives a crazy little man. And I think he's from the 70's. I keep getting hits from that era randomly stuck in my head, as if some nightmarish DJ from the days of disco is spinning records to torture me.<br /><br /> Right now, WFRG is playing "Rock Me Gently" by Andy Kim. A few minutes ago, it was "You Don't Bring Me Flowers" by that douchebag Barbra Streisand.<br /><br /> Someone... help... me... Frog 2005-12-22T20:46:00Z
Right now, WFRG is playing "Rock Me Gently" by Andy Kim. A few minutes ago, it was "You Don't Bring Me Flowers" by that douchebag Barbra Streisand.

Someone... help... me...]]> Seasons Greetings http://www.frogbrother.com/2005/12/seasons-greetings.html <img src="http://img486.imageshack.us/img486/3509/treehump0bk7fn.gif"> Frog 2005-12-20T16:04:00Z ]]>